June 19, 2018 Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that Thanos erased ISIS with…
May 7, 2018 Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds users have reportedly vanished from…
May 2, 2018 Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s new film Avengers: Infinity War.…
April 27, 2018 Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a shoplifter to join humanity’s last…
April 24, 2018 New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a Teenager New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a Teenager BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4 Spider-Man game by Insomniac Games,…
April 15, 2018 Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes SAGINAW, Mich. — Local collector, Travis O’Donnell, achieved a personal milestone at Devastator Comics yesterday after spending his ten thousandth dollar on his collection of…
April 5, 2018 Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between 2016 and 2017, and is…
March 11, 2018 Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in as an outside consultant to…
February 20, 2018 J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther posters with rolls of Cloverfield…
