October 20, 2020 Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the idea of “Superman if he…
October 12, 2020 Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting a big ol’ honkin’ laser…
October 8, 2020 Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the Time with all the big…
September 11, 2020 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent users of the controversial and…
September 4, 2020 Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and video games, just in case…
September 3, 2020 Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering that the Republic of Bulgaria…
July 26, 2020 Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody really feeling that shit at…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
June 15, 2020 We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation We hear you. This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming in pain from the anti-life…
