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Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is RestoredMarvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored

Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored

LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…

7 years ago
Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in FortniteHalf of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

7 years ago
Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War FinaleNetflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale

Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale

LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s…

7 years ago
Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight ThanosDaredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos

Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos

NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…

7 years ago
New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a TeenagerNew Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a Teenager

New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated Teenager

BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4…

7 years ago
Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White BoxesMan Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes

Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes

SAGINAW, Mich. — Local collector, Travis O’Donnell, achieved a personal milestone at Devastator Comics yesterday after spending his ten thousandth…

7 years ago
Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers UnemployedMainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…

7 years ago
Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School TeachersTrump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in…

7 years ago
J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther PostersJ.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters

J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters

MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther…

8 years ago