April 21, 2021 Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends into a big tier list…
January 31, 2021 “One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time “One More Run” Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the altar to his bride, Theresa…
April 26, 2019 Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that the dissolving of their ten…
December 16, 2018 Aging Man Starting to Think His Girlfriend is Never Going to Notice Hidden Proposal in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 Aging Man Starting to Think His Girlfriend is Never Going to Notice Hidden Proposal in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 NILES, Mich. — Almost 20 years after convincing Neversoft to include a hidden easter egg in it’s flagship franchise, local gamer Pete Huss is starting…
October 25, 2018 Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet in No Man’s Sky after…
August 7, 2018 Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in filings expected to accompany today’s…
June 24, 2018 PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by the online moniker “PewDiePie,” and…
November 6, 2017 Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going in a new direction” by…
