December 3, 2020 We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine the right strain with the…
November 23, 2020 Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…
September 12, 2020 PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement that they will bring back…
March 6, 2020 Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately relieved after she forgot what…
March 21, 2019 Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too much marijuana, insisting that he…
