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Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t PlayedReview: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…

4 years ago
Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3

Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3

CLOCK TOWN, Termina —  Clock Town resident and Stock Pot Inn owner Anju, 17, reported confusion today after struggling to…

4 years ago
Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal HoaxTermina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

5 years ago
Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to BeYoung Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

5 years ago
Sephora Launches New Majora’s Mask, Leaving Women Exfoliated and Burdened With Dark MagicSephora Launches New Majora’s Mask, Leaving Women Exfoliated and Burdened With Dark Magic

Sephora Launches New Majora’s Mask, Leaving Women Exfoliated and Burdened With Dark Magic

SEATTLE — Sephora patrons rushed into local stores early Friday for the launch of Majora's Mask, Nintendo’s limited-time exfoliation product,…

5 years ago
Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press SecretaryOcarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago