magic: the gathering

Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the CoastFormer Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast

Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast

RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering…

4 years ago
Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social DistancingWizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

5 years ago
Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New CardsTerrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards

ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…

5 years ago
Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day HabitMagic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has…

5 years ago
‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

6 years ago
Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red ManaThousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

6 years ago
‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything

‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything

LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe…

6 years ago
Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck BuildingFather Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building

Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building

INVERNESS, Colo. —  Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding…

7 years ago
White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race CardWhite Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card

White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card

CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…

7 years ago