March 6, 2021 Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering after repeatedly pitching his idea…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
March 24, 2020 Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the roguelite card game won’t eventually…
March 12, 2020 Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has now become a full blown…
December 3, 2019 ‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon ‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a “secret weapon” that he thinks…
September 10, 2019 Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens of thousands of people and…
June 4, 2019 ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have revealed…
November 19, 2018 Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building INVERNESS, Colo. — Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding about what 15 year-old Marc…
June 27, 2018 White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his African American friend Carla Stevenson…
