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Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing…

4 years ago

Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…

4 years ago

Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome

NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates…

4 years ago

Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude

Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really…

5 years ago

Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

SAN FRANCISCO  —  Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted…

6 years ago