June 26, 2021 Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask me, it’s also much more…
April 29, 2021 Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged tax fraud scheme, in which…
September 22, 2020 Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of his lawnmower every time he…
September 21, 2020 New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity,…
August 25, 2020 Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an extremely one-sided and unbalanced show.…
July 9, 2020 Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer to the city as “a…
July 1, 2020 Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and traveling seven years into the…
June 7, 2020 Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to disappointed customers that his N95…
June 1, 2020 Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
