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If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

6 years ago

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

6 years ago

Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

LOS SANTOS — The shooting death of an LSPD officer sent shockwaves through Los Santos as the normally quiet neighborhood…

6 years ago

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

6 years ago

Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their…

7 years ago

San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder

LOS SANTOS, S.A. — Carl "CJ" Johnson, who is being tried for killing 126,000 civilians in a single afternoon last…

7 years ago