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If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago
Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD RemasterViolent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago
Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second ManhuntShooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

LOS SANTOS — The shooting death of an LSPD officer sent shockwaves through Los Santos as the normally quiet neighborhood…

8 years ago
Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One NightStudy Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

8 years ago
Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital VisitsOpinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was…

8 years ago
Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill PeopleViolent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their…

8 years ago
San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of MurderSan Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder

San Andreas Man Convicted of 126,000 Counts of Murder

LOS SANTOS, S.A. — Carl "CJ" Johnson, who is being tried for killing 126,000 civilians in a single afternoon last…

8 years ago