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New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous RampageNew GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage

New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage

NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to…

4 years ago
Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller CoasterTeen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster

Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster

BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…

4 years ago
Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted LevelPolice Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…

5 years ago
If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for…

5 years ago
Julian Assange Enters U.S. and Immediately Gets 6-Star Wanted LevelJulian Assange Enters U.S. and Immediately Gets 6-Star Wanted Level

Julian Assange Enters U.S. and Immediately Gets 6-Star Wanted Level

WASHINGTON — Founder of WikiLeaks Julian Assange immediately received a 6-star ‘wanted’ level after crossing the United States border, drawing…

5 years ago
Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest ControversyRockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a…

6 years ago
Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ CollectionHumble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

SAN FRANCISCO  —  Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted…

6 years ago
Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the CupsCuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…

7 years ago
Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-GameGrand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature…

7 years ago