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New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than SwordNew Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword

New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword

EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already ReleasedCyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

WARSAW —  After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago
CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a GlitchCD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago
Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy OutburstsParents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago
Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and DespawnsGlitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns

Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns

MINNEAPOLIS —  A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch…

5 years ago
Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even PossibleSpeedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible

Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the…

5 years ago
Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of GlitchesTabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it…

6 years ago
‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess

‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess

LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…

6 years ago
Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real PainHackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

7 years ago