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New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword

EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made…

3 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

WARSAW —  After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago

Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns

MINNEAPOLIS —  A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch…

5 years ago

Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the…

5 years ago

Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches

SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it…

5 years ago

‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess

LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…

6 years ago

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

6 years ago