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Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too FastMan Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast

Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread,…

4 years ago
Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 DeathsLocal Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

4 years ago
Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and GigglesStephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles

Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on Tuesday for Shits and Giggles

BANGOR, Maine —  Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…

5 years ago
Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DMCampaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM

Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM

BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending…

6 years ago
Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want ToOpinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

7 years ago
George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

7 years ago
Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago
Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book DelayRead George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay

Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay

Get excited for some brand new A Song of Ice and Fire content! George RR Martin might not have released…

8 years ago
Game of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation FantasiesGame of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation Fantasies

Game of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation Fantasies

OAK HILL, Tenn. — Hit TV show Game Of Thrones will officially surpass the plot of Nashville-area resident Drew Cale’s nightly…

8 years ago