June 21, 2021 Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread, in which he reads one…
October 6, 2020 Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report. “The band had just finished…
December 6, 2019 Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire…
May 19, 2019 Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
May 10, 2018 Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever the goddamn fuck I want.…
January 10, 2018 George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished” George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished” SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans after giving a speech under…
October 19, 2017 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to help write the story for…
August 13, 2017 Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay Get excited for some brand new A Song of Ice and Fire content! George RR Martin might not have released any new chapters from The…
July 16, 2017 Game of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation Fantasies Game of Thrones Show Now Ahead of Local Man’s Masturbation Fantasies OAK HILL, Tenn. — Hit TV show Game Of Thrones will officially surpass the plot of Nashville-area resident Drew Cale’s nightly self-pleasuring daydreams with the premiere…
