May 27, 2021 GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop announced today that it is expanding its trade-in program from used video games to weapons, armor, and anything else that drops…
January 30, 2021 Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal NEW YORK — Local gamer and financial wizard Thomas Kleinman impressed his friends and family with the news that he had inked a deal worth…
January 28, 2021 Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile game for casuals. “Gaming the…
January 27, 2021 Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot SAN FRANCISCO — Local redditor Nelson Briggs has reportedly invested his entire life savings into video game news website GameSpot, mistaking it for the retailer…
October 22, 2020 GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering GRAPEVINE, Texas — As the COVID-19 pandemic continues with no signs of slowing down, GameStop has announced that its patented insufferable brand of customer service…
June 13, 2020 Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty video game cases, according to…
June 4, 2020 Dickheads Camp in Real Life Dickheads Camp in Real Life PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the protests in real life. “I…
March 30, 2020 New GameStop Program Sends Employees to Your House to Break Any Games You Didn’t Buy Insurance For New GameStop Program Sends Employees to Your House to Break Any Games You Didn’t Buy Insurance For GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good and your games will be…
March 19, 2020 GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic unless local authorities tasked with…
