July 8, 2020 Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of Us Part 2 Saturday, reportedly…
July 5, 2020 Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated UGANDA — A devout gamer has voyaged to a third world country on a missionary trip to inform the poor villagers there that The Last…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
June 11, 2020 Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps the most forgotten of all.…
May 6, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling a rare challenge: he is…
May 2, 2020 Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played, swears he is going to…
April 11, 2020 Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era of several hours earlier today. …
April 8, 2020 Video Game for Gamers by Gamers Video Game for Gamers by Gamers LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal to other gamers, according to…
April 7, 2020 Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’ Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’ SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt to look more professional. “As…
