September 22, 2020 Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order to get through her daily…
September 3, 2020 Key Component of Gameplay Discovered Most of the Way Through Playthrough Key Component of Gameplay Discovered Most of the Way Through Playthrough DALLAS — Griffin Ross, 35, was most of the way through a first time playthrough of a game when he stumbled upon a key component…
August 28, 2020 Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most popular video game of the…
August 22, 2020 Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions, leaving his left thumb incredibly…
August 14, 2020 YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face GOLDSBORO, N.C. — Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted onto his face. “I was…
August 12, 2020 Gamer Sets Life to Hard Mode by Sleeping 3 Hours Per Night Gamer Sets Life to Hard Mode by Sleeping 3 Hours Per Night SANTA ANA, Calif. — Local gamer Niles Rosenbaum decided to increase the difficulty level of his life by reducing his sleep to three hours per…
July 31, 2020 Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record high. “These findings are absolutely…
July 28, 2020 Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a whole slate of new video…
July 18, 2020 Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot BISBEE, Ariz. — Despite numerous promises made to friends and himself, gamer Aaron Fernwright’s playthrough of Furi has ended at the same boss for the…
