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Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming

PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order…

4 years ago

Key Component of Gameplay Discovered Most of the Way Through Playthrough

DALLAS — Griffin Ross, 35, was most of the way through a first time playthrough of a game when he…

4 years ago

Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most…

4 years ago

Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day

WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions,…

4 years ago

YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face

GOLDSBORO, N.C. — Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted…

4 years ago

Gamer Sets Life to Hard Mode by Sleeping 3 Hours Per Night

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Local gamer Niles Rosenbaum decided to increase the difficulty level of his life by reducing his…

4 years ago

Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High

WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record…

4 years ago

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…

4 years ago

Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot

BISBEE, Ariz. — Despite numerous promises made to friends and himself, gamer Aaron Fernwright’s playthrough of Furi has ended at…

4 years ago