game of thrones

Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode…

6 years ago

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago

Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After greenlighting a TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s high-fantasy series The Wheel Of Time, Amazon Studios…

6 years ago

Tragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved Telltale

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

6 years ago

Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

7 years ago

Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

BOSTON —  After five brutal hours of incessant, imaginative bitching, the well-documented hater of “fruity-ass board games,” Sam Daniels, secured…

7 years ago

George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

7 years ago

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago

Game-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of Story

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Defying all story-boarding and programming, the latest entry in Telltale Game’s Walking Dead series features a…

7 years ago