game of thrones

Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets ItAlabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode…

6 years ago
Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO SubscriptionsGame of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago
Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons LongAmazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long

Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After greenlighting a TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s high-fantasy series The Wheel Of Time, Amazon Studios…

6 years ago
Tragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved TelltaleTragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved Telltale

Tragic: Guy on Message Board Could Have Saved Telltale

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

6 years ago
Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want ToOpinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

7 years ago
Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last SecondGuy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

Guy Who Bitched for Five Straight Hours Wins Board Game at Last Second

BOSTON —  After five brutal hours of incessant, imaginative bitching, the well-documented hater of “fruity-ass board games,” Sam Daniels, secured…

7 years ago
George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

7 years ago
Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago
Game-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of StoryGame-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of Story

Game-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of Story

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Defying all story-boarding and programming, the latest entry in Telltale Game’s Walking Dead series features a…

7 years ago