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Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’

MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons…

4 years ago
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral ArrangementsElite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…

5 years ago
Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie StockGamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago
Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay RespectsFriends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…

5 years ago
Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside DownInventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of…

6 years ago
Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied UpGuy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up

Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the…

7 years ago