friendship

Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend

BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources…

5 years ago

Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…

5 years ago

Hundreds Bonded in Power of Friendship Reactor Meltdown

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A calibration error led to the devastating meltdown of a local Power of Friendship Reactor this morning…

5 years ago