April 4, 2021 Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite VATICAN CITY — A spokesman from the Vatican announced today that Pope Francis would be holding this today’s Easter Vigil Mass exclusively in the video…
December 19, 2020 Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game Fortnite is Kevin Schumacher, the…
November 20, 2020 Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’ Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’ CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long running tastemaking book club would…
August 28, 2020 Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most popular video game of the…
August 23, 2020 Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such as Twisted Tunnel, Rainbow Park,…
August 16, 2020 Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the streets to show support for…
August 16, 2020 John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and Justin Long reprising their roles…
July 26, 2020 Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal to become the world’s only…
May 24, 2020 And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark sky flashed incoming players from…
