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CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago

Professor Byleth Struggles to Teach Wyvern Riding Class Remotely

GARREG MACH — Officers Academy professor Byleth expressed frustration today at the continued restrictions on in-person instruction for their Wyvern…

4 years ago

Embarrassed Scorsese Admits ‘Gangs of New York’ Was Based on ‘Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War’

NEW YORK — Putting his past remarks about the legitimacy of Marvel movies and the nerd culture boom into new…

5 years ago

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Halo 2, and Persona 5?

American, British, French, and Canadian troops all teamed up during the Gulf War to attack fleeing Iraqi civilian convoys. The…

5 years ago

Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…

5 years ago

Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match

NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black…

5 years ago