November 24, 2018 Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, effective…
November 13, 2018 PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a Phoenix Down to revive him.…
July 17, 2018 Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start of his first ever Final…
May 20, 2018 Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t saving enough potions to last…
March 29, 2018 All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various actions before making his own…
March 23, 2018 World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely popular franchise; he created &…
October 24, 2017 If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact, I appreciate it. But a…
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
June 27, 2017 Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who claims he was being unfairly…
