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Fast & Furious Franchise Announces Partnership With Olive Garden

LOS ANGELES — Restaurant chain Olive Garden has teamed up with the Fast & Furious franchise to promote the importance…

4 years ago

Pornhub Premium Announces Family Plan

MONTREAL — Adult video streaming service PornHub recently announced their plans to further their expansion into the streaming market by…

4 years ago

Conversation With White Relatives About Systematic Racism Needs More Dialogue Options

SARASOTA, Fla. — Local college student Sara Withers complained about a lack of good dialogue options when speaking to her…

4 years ago

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago

7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game

FAIRHOPE, Ala. — Seven year old Kacey Logan let her uncle beat her in a round of Mario Kart 8…

5 years ago

36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after…

5 years ago

Nation’s Parents Confirm Top New Streamer Named ‘Fungo’ or Something Along Those Lines

COLUMBIA, S.C. — An advocacy group of American parents announced this morning that the top new personality on the Twitch…

6 years ago

“Well I Stan Your Father,” Explains Mom After First Day of Twitter

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…

6 years ago

QUIZ: Can You Have Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA?

You’re standing alone at the family get together.  Your little cousin walks up to you and makes eye contact and……

6 years ago