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Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of DeskLaid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…

7 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago
Newborn Baby Has Terrible StatsNewborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…

8 years ago