dungeons and dragons

Boyfriend Can’t Find the CritBoyfriend Can’t Find the Crit

Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…

5 years ago
Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character SheetsTherapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets

Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets

SAN FRANCISCO — Local tabletop gamer and new therapy patient Elliot Booker spent his first three sessions with Dr. Elijah…

5 years ago
Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8

Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify d8

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —  Local gamer Steven Chen reportedly held up a d10 when asked to roll 8d8 necrotic damage, despite…

5 years ago
D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a PodcastD&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast

D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start Podcast

BROOKLYN —  Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old…

5 years ago
Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to PlayersDungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players

Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft…

5 years ago
Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning DamageAngry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

5 years ago
D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg MachineD&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went…

5 years ago
Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into AdventureNoble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

5 years ago
Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural TeamCritical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

Critical Role on Indefinite Hiatus After Matt Mercer Joins Thursday Night Intramural Team

LOS ANGELES — Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and face of the hugely popular Critical Role series, announced today that the…

5 years ago