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Local Basketball Coach Arrested After Feeding Opposing Star Player Chocolate

FERNFIELD, Wash. — Stephen Cobbs, coach of the Spokane Warriors junior high basketball team, has been arrested after killing Fernfield…

4 years ago

Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon…

4 years ago

Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

4 years ago

Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball

First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…

5 years ago

Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says Dog Can’t Play D&D

FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…

5 years ago

Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the…

6 years ago

Remembering the Time Suge Knight Put Hit on PaRappa the Rappa

Not many people know this, but 20 years ago (during turbulent times in both the hip hop and console scenes)…

7 years ago