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Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun

SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…

5 years ago

Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets

SAN FRANCISCO — Local tabletop gamer and new therapy patient Elliot Booker spent his first three sessions with Dr. Elijah…

5 years ago

Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify d8

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —  Local gamer Steven Chen reportedly held up a d10 when asked to roll 8d8 necrotic damage, despite…

5 years ago

D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start Podcast

BROOKLYN —  Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldberg’s most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old…

5 years ago

Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft…

5 years ago

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

5 years ago

D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went…

5 years ago

Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

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