August 18, 2020 Ocasio-Cortez Given Speedrun Slot at DNC Ocasio-Cortez Given Speedrun Slot at DNC MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off her skills in the Digestible…
March 26, 2020 DNC Escort Mission Incredibly Frustrating DNC Escort Mission Incredibly Frustrating WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president Joe Biden into the White…
February 24, 2020 DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it has inspired millions around the…
February 4, 2020 DNC Unplugs Bernie’s Controller DNC Unplugs Bernie’s Controller DES MOINES, Iowa — In a tight caucus match late last night, the DNC pulled out Senator Bernie Sanders’ controller cord from the console of…
December 1, 2019 Joe Biden Receives Key ‘Spacer’s Choice’ Endorsement Joe Biden Receives Key ‘Spacer’s Choice’ Endorsement EDGEWATER — Democratic nominee hopeful Joe Biden has been endorsed by Spacer’s Choice, the candidate announced over the weekend. “I am honored to have the…
February 20, 2019 DNC Struggling to Pick a Main DNC Struggling to Pick a Main WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee is reportedly struggling to decide on a main ahead of the 2020 election now that Bernie Sanders is confirmed…
