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Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories

ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session…

4 years ago

Dungeon Master Sneaks Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…

5 years ago

Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify d8

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. —  Local gamer Steven Chen reportedly held up a d10 when asked to roll 8d8 necrotic damage, despite…

5 years ago

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

5 years ago

D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine

CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went…

5 years ago

OPINION: It’s Called Die

Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is…

6 years ago

Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in Row

LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson,…

6 years ago

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

6 years ago