destiny 2

Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 ForeverModern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever

Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever

GROTON, Conn. — In a sisyphean twist of fate, local man Nick Andino purchased Destiny 2: Forsaken, and now must…

6 years ago
Where Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About HimWhere Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him

Where Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him

There’s a ton of awesome loot in Destiny 2, especially in the latest expansion, Forsaken. But the best weapons can…

6 years ago
Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck ThemselvesBungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves

Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves

BELLEVUE, Wash. — After intense player demands and complaints, Bungie finally announced a new addition to the Destiny 2 Eververse…

7 years ago
GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-OrderGameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. —  GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after…

8 years ago