February 28, 2019 Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever GROTON, Conn. — In a sisyphean twist of fate, local man Nick Andino purchased Destiny 2: Forsaken, and now must grind through its myriad progression…
January 18, 2019 Where Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him Where Is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him There’s a ton of awesome loot in Destiny 2, especially in the latest expansion, Forsaken. But the best weapons can be pretty hard to come…
May 29, 2018 Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves BELLEVUE, Wash. — After intense player demands and complaints, Bungie finally announced a new addition to the Destiny 2 Eververse store, an emote that will…
July 14, 2017 GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after failing to convince a customer…
