depression

We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought…

4 years ago

Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing

ANKENY, Iowa — Unemployed and recently single roguelike enthusiast Daryl Cain says that he feels a strong connection to the…

4 years ago

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

4 years ago

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…

5 years ago

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

OMAHA, Neb. —  Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to…

5 years ago

Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack

NANTICOKE, Pa. — After going through an arduous divorce, horrified witnesses reported that local resident Andrew Stone said “fuck it”…

7 years ago

Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Michelle Avery, creator of “The Sadness Trials,” announced today she would no longer be working on her…

7 years ago

New Indie Game Asks ‘What if Game Wasn’t Fun?’

SAN FRANCISCO — Two-person software development company Closed Curve Studios announced its first release will tackle the controversial subject of…

7 years ago