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We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel NothingWe Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought…

4 years ago
Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With NothingRoguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing

Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing

ANKENY, Iowa — Unemployed and recently single roguelike enthusiast Daryl Cain says that he feels a strong connection to the…

5 years ago
Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking UpGamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

5 years ago
Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…

6 years ago
Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to HimselfTherapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

OMAHA, Neb. —  Local therapist Dr. James Walters told Mario Maker Twitch streamer Mark “NobodyLovesLuigi37” Rogers that he needs to…

6 years ago
Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter PackRecently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack

Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack

NANTICOKE, Pa. — After going through an arduous divorce, horrified witnesses reported that local resident Andrew Stone said “fuck it”…

7 years ago
Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by CreatorEarly Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator

Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Michelle Avery, creator of “The Sadness Trials,” announced today she would no longer be working on her…

7 years ago
New Indie Game Asks ‘What if a Game Wasn’t Fun?’New Indie Game Asks ‘What if a Game Wasn’t Fun?’

New Indie Game Asks ‘What if Game Wasn’t Fun?’

SAN FRANCISCO — Two-person software development company Closed Curve Studios announced its first release will tackle the controversial subject of…

7 years ago