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Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ CharactersEvery Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

7 years ago
D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll DeceptionD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

7 years ago
Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them SexistWoman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

7 years ago
Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His CharacterGuy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that…

7 years ago
True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic GoodTrue Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…

7 years ago
Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&DStranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

7 years ago
Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break UpDungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up

Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up

PHOENIX — Dave Reynolds, Dungeon Master & Assistant Deli Manager, recently endured the end of his first major relationship and…

8 years ago
Minor With 10 Charisma Buys AlcoholMinor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

8 years ago
Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some TimeGroup Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

8 years ago