D&D

Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters

RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that…

6 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

6 years ago

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that…

6 years ago

True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…

7 years ago

Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

7 years ago

Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up

PHOENIX — Dave Reynolds, Dungeon Master & Assistant Deli Manager, recently endured the end of his first major relationship and…

7 years ago

Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol

DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma…

7 years ago

Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after…

7 years ago