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Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…

6 years ago

Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week

STARDEW VALLEY  — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…

6 years ago

Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s…

6 years ago

Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need 4th For Catan?

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…

6 years ago

Tinder Releases Official Tier List

LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated…

6 years ago

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

6 years ago

Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…

6 years ago

Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going?

Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki…

6 years ago

Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating

BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club!…

7 years ago