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Date Looks Nothing Like His MiiDate Looks Nothing Like His Mii

Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…

6 years ago
Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every WeekWoman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week

Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week

STARDEW VALLEY  — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…

6 years ago
Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue OptionsGamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options

SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s…

6 years ago
Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan?Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan?

Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need 4th For Catan?

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…

6 years ago
Tinder Releases Official Tier ListTinder Releases Official Tier List

Tinder Releases Official Tier List

LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated…

6 years ago
College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCubeCollege Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

7 years ago
Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His CutscenesWoman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…

7 years ago
Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going?Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going?

Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going?

Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki…

7 years ago
Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re MasturbatingCharacter Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating

Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating

BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club!…

7 years ago