April 13, 2020 Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been seen picking up extra shifts…
November 26, 2019 The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha Move over Sekiro! If you’re looking for a new game that’s insanely difficult, I may have discovered the new Dark Souls: this stupid CAPTCHA that’s preventing…
April 9, 2019 No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would be ruined by adding big…
April 9, 2019 Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to accessibility to all types of…
April 6, 2018 Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration TOKYO, Japan — FromSoftware’s upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and uninhibited console-destroying experience yet, according…
February 16, 2018 Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would question FromSoftware’s decision to honor…
July 18, 2017 Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how to get past the part…
