March 15, 2021 ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a belligerent father living vicariously through…
December 19, 2020 Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game Fortnite is Kevin Schumacher, the…
December 17, 2020 Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker ARENA, Wis. — Local father Andrew Nikket has become the first ever recipient of a Mad Catz pacemaker this week, the best he could afford…
September 22, 2020 Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of his lawnmower every time he…
August 13, 2020 Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List MAZOMANIE, Wis. — James K. Polk Jr. high school student Nick Epson released his hotly anticipated dad tier list of the year this week, placing…
July 25, 2020 Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of the boy’s new girlfriend by…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
March 29, 2020 Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to worry that his weekend custody…
March 23, 2020 Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good guys in Secret Hitler, after…
