COVID-19

NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk AroundNYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around

NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around

NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…

5 years ago
Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health OrganizationHand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization

Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization

ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the…

5 years ago
Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During PandemicIrresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

5 years ago
Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal AgainLaid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…

5 years ago
Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get GroceriesJim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries

Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries

LOS ANGELES — In an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus to those in a local Trader Joe’s, actor…

5 years ago
Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago
Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive EditionHackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…

5 years ago
Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in HoleAnimal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

5 years ago
Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

SEATTLE —  As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by…

5 years ago