COVID-19

Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9

Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the…

4 years ago
Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12thPandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…

4 years ago
America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to LoseAmerica Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the…

4 years ago
CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip EndsCDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago
Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus VaccineAlbert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…

4 years ago
Democrats Introduce Bill to Condemn CoronavirusDemocrats Introduce Bill to Condemn Coronavirus

Democrats Introduce Bill to Condemn Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer have introduced a bill that, if passed, would…

5 years ago
Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve PlayedReview: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment…

5 years ago
Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to DrowningOlimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

5 years ago
Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 GamesGovernment Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…

5 years ago
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