May 15, 2020 Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can suck at Jackbox, the popular…
May 6, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling a rare challenge: he is…
May 6, 2020 Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the highly anticipated Elder Scrolls VI…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
April 28, 2020 Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three in the morning to celebrate…
April 27, 2020 Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine ends because people seemingly missed…
April 25, 2020 Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19, according to…
April 25, 2020 AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its restrictions on non-essential businesses. Additionally,…
April 22, 2020 NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what it was like to walk…
