comics

Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

6 years ago

Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China

BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to…

6 years ago

5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You

Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist”…

6 years ago

Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One

SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were…

6 years ago

Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation

LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of…

6 years ago

Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos

NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…

7 years ago

J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters

MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther…

7 years ago

Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo

NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel…

7 years ago

Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase:…

7 years ago