June 4, 2018 Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were grateful to be well-adjusted people,…
May 30, 2018 Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of the Hugo Award winning comic…
May 3, 2018 Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for beloved properties. Six Flags’ so-called…
April 27, 2018 Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a shoplifter to join humanity’s last…
April 15, 2018 Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes SAGINAW, Mich. — Local collector, Travis O’Donnell, achieved a personal milestone at Devastator Comics yesterday after spending his ten thousandth dollar on his collection of…
February 9, 2018 Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want NEW YORK — Marvel announced a black-and-white coloring book edition of Avengers so readers can turn popular superheroes like Thor into whatever the hell race…
January 9, 2018 Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel cameo in the #MeToo movement.…
January 2, 2018 Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase: a brand new Fantastic Four…
October 30, 2017 DC Fan With Terminal Cancer Asks to Not See Justice League Early DC Fan With Terminal Cancer Asks to Not See Justice League Early TOLEDO, Ohio — A DC superfan with terminal bone cancer requested today that Warner Bros. not show him the new Justice League movie before he…
