comic books

Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One

SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were…

6 years ago

Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation

LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of…

6 years ago

Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology

From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for…

7 years ago

Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos

NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…

7 years ago

Man Drops Thousands of Dollars on Vast Collection of Long, White Boxes

SAGINAW, Mich. — Local collector, Travis O’Donnell, achieved a personal milestone at Devastator Comics yesterday after spending his ten thousandth…

7 years ago

Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want

NEW YORK — Marvel announced a black-and-white coloring book edition of Avengers so readers can turn popular superheroes like Thor…

7 years ago

Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo

NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel…

7 years ago

Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase:…

7 years ago

DC Fan With Terminal Cancer Asks to Not See Justice League Early

TOLEDO, Ohio — A DC superfan with terminal bone cancer requested today that Warner Bros. not show him the new…

7 years ago