December 31, 2020 Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters to Southern California University, sources…
August 15, 2020 Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass the rigors of higher education,…
January 8, 2020 Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having taken every class in the…
December 31, 2019 Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’ Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’ SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the embarrassment of having accidentally called…
March 28, 2019 Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from his alma mater, Hogwarts School…
January 20, 2019 College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and tried to salvage their relationships…
February 12, 2018 Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an avalanche site: a perfectly preserved…
September 21, 2017 College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle of “Se Tiene Especial” Tequila,…
June 14, 2017 High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far been a successful relationship with…
