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Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…

3 years ago

Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all,…

5 years ago