December 27, 2019 Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship was formed upon their shared…
February 23, 2019 PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket NEW YORK — Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever the consumer has in his…
December 6, 2018 No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there will NEVER be a chance…
November 22, 2018 Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History An early hands on experience with the upcoming Playstation Classic has revealed a change to one of the system’s most legendary titles: in his iconic…
October 24, 2018 Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games GLENSIDE, Penn. — Gaming site Newgrounds has announced the Newgrounds Classic Mini, a console that features a collection of 40 of the website’s signature Flash-based…
October 22, 2018 Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’ Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’ KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy console, boldly renamed as Game…
December 18, 2017 Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time BERKELEY, Calif. — Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is “beyond excited” to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the first time this afternoon, according…
October 28, 2017 Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn Classic units: We here at…
September 29, 2017 Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word of advice to gamers who…
