September 9, 2020 Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset, as a carefully crafted deck…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
March 12, 2020 Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has now become a full blown…
March 7, 2020 Exhausted ‘Slay the Spire’ Fans Demand Developers Make Game Less Fun Exhausted ‘Slay the Spire’ Fans Demand Developers Make Game Less Fun NEW YORK — Emphasizing the fact that they really ought to start playing some other games that they’ve been meaning to get around to, a…
February 13, 2020 Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today as competitors took turns sharing…
June 4, 2019 ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have revealed…
November 19, 2018 Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building INVERNESS, Colo. — Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding about what 15 year-old Marc…
April 17, 2018 Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack NANTICOKE, Pa. — After going through an arduous divorce, horrified witnesses reported that local resident Andrew Stone said “fuck it” under his breath to himself…
December 13, 2017 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck 6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very, very rich. Six years ago,…
